Premier League Chronicles: The Year 2023

The golden age of Sky Sports' Premier League Years was unmatched in broadcasting, weaving historical context seamlessly with results. While we can't replicate that, here's a review of 2023.
In January, Australia's 'Toadzilla' was discovered, and Newcastle's 'Big Dan Burn' stifled Arsenal in a 0-0 draw. China reopened its borders as Manchester City’s defense loosened, losing 2-1 to rivals United. Liverpool’s weaknesses were exposed in a humbling loss to Brighton, and Arsenal triumphed in the North London Derby.
February saw Sean Dyche debut with a win against Arsenal, while LeBron James became the NBA’s all-time leading scorer, just after Harry Kane broke Tottenham's goal record. Man City's 3-1 win at Arsenal threatened their title hopes, while Tom Brady retired as Nathan Jones was sacked by Southampton.
March brought a Gary Lineker BBC suspension controversy, and Manchester United’s defenders went missing in a 7-0 thrashing by Liverpool. Protests rocked France as Antonio Conte raged his way out of Tottenham. Meanwhile, Roy Hodgson returned to Crystal Palace.
In April, Arsenal’s title bid was dimmed by three damaging draws, while Tottenham's leadership apologized for a 6-1 thrashing by Newcastle. Man City surpassed Arsenal in the title race, and Declan Rice joined the Gunners.
May saw Arsenal’s title dream end after losses to Brighton and Nottingham Forest. Man City secured their third consecutive title, while West Ham celebrated a Europa Conference League victory. The Denver Nuggets won their first NBA championship, and Man City completed the treble with their Champions League triumph.
In June, Meta launched Threads, and Ange Postecoglou’s genuine presence impressed at Tottenham. Magnus Carlsen reclaimed his Chess Grandmaster title, and Mauricio Pochettino returned to the Premier League with Chelsea.
July and August saw Lionel Messi’s eighth Ballon d’Or win and Arsenal fans fuming over technology in their 1-0 loss to Newcastle. Manchester United’s late loss at Arsenal highlighted their struggles, and Sheffield United stole three points at Tottenham with a last-minute comeback.
September was marked by Man City's dominance over Manchester United and Brighton’s unexpected 6-1 loss at Aston Villa. The world's heaviest pumpkin was recorded, while Arsenal ended their losing streak against Man City.
In October, Europe triumphed in the Ryder Cup, and Chelsea was denied victory against Arsenal. Brentford celebrated a third straight win against Chelsea, while Man City continued their dominance with a win over United.
November featured David Cameron’s shock return to government, while Pochettino’s return to Tottenham ended in a 4-1 Chelsea win. Luis Diaz scored a last-gasp equalizer for Liverpool as his father was released by kidnappers.
December saw Taylor Swift named TIME’s Person of the Year, while Man City won the Club World Cup. Christmas cheer was scarce as Aston Villa missed a chance to go top, but Liverpool and Arsenal played out a festive 1-1 draw.
Alaska Airlines announced plans to buy Hawaiian Airlines, and Manchester United confirmed INEOS’s purchase of a 25% stake in the club. Sean Millis’ Waiting On A Miracle topped charts as Rasmus Hojlund finally scored for United.