Jodie Foster Responds to the Proust Questionnaire in Vanity Fair

Article by Jodie Foster

Pondering over your idea of perfect happiness? Maybe it's something as simple as relishing a fantastic movie in the afternoon followed by a satisfyingly long nap.

Curious about what might be seen as the deepest misery? It's war, undoubtedly. But imagine a world that doesn't have sugar, that certainly qualifies too.

Want to know what I dislike most about my appearance? It's my uninspiring hair.

If I had to choose a place to live, it would be a treehouse built just over the ocean - one that's been adorned with luxurious, high-quality sheets.

Can you guess what my most treasured belonging is? A box filled with Christmas ornaments.

What I fear the most? It's admitting what I fear the most, because if I name it, it becomes real.

The person I despise the most in the world would be a dictator who's plotting to do away with democracy.

Which words or phrases do I tend to utter excessively? Howdy, wow, and — a bit crude — fuck.

The greatest loves of my life are my significant other, Alex, and our two boys, Charlie and Kit. That's a given.

A noticeable characteristic of mine? I never let go of an opportunity for an extravagant holiday celebration, real or made-up.

When and where did I experience my happiest moment? This happened the first time I saw my boys ski down a mountain.

If I could choose to change one thing about my family, we'd all be rugged, self-reliant, and skilled. No more grumbling or glancing at phones — because everyone would be busy doing physical activities, like wood chopping, and the likes.

A talent I wish I had? Playing the piano so everyone could join in a merry sing-along to their favorite songs.

What's my present frame of mind? Trying to guiltily find some alone time to do absolutely nothing.

If I could change one thing about myself, it would be my constant struggle to alter circumstances. I'd rather just be at peace with every moment as it is.

My favorite fictional hero? The Fat Lady from Salinger's Franny and Zooey.

My preferred job? Shuffling players in my fantasy football team.

Real-life heroes of mine include Issa López, the director of True Detective: Night Country. She manages to do it all and still be the first one on the dance floor.

What do I find most valuable in my friends? A blend of profound, complex thoughts expressed with a sharp sense of humor.

My top writers? They are Toni Morrison, Raymond Carver, and Mary Karr.

What do I live by? My motto: More milk, less moo.

Vouch for favorite names? Ginger, Bubba, Georgia, Bananas would be on the top of my list.

How would I wish to die? Fully aware, filled with wonder and interest, ideally, in front of a large window.